-
The Secret of Getting Ahead is Getting Started
February 1st, the start of my changing lifestyle. It started off rather interesting at about 2 am this morning. I get up to relieve myself of the 2 glasses of water right before bed, only to be met with signs of an oncoming UTI. Oh yay! I forced myself back to bed and fighting to…
-
Three Down, Forever to Go
The past week has been enlightening. After a ridiculous argument with D, I was heartbroken, miserable, and ready to make changes. I’ve been down this road a few times before, but something was different this time around. I spent the day researching local therapists and social workers to try and find someone that would want…
-
Head Over Heels
You guys. I am just so filled with love, adoration, and awe lately. The mister and I have been together for about 2.5 years now and I still wake up every (okay, almost every) morning with that giddy, butterfly-filled stomach feeling. It certainly isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, 24/7 over here. I mean, he is stubborn,…
-
(E)x marks the spot.
Dear Shady Bitch, I thought I would finally take the time to introduce myself. I’m the one currently dating your ex-boyfriend, D. You know, the one you still occasionally send inappropriate, half naked photos and suggestive text messages to. I wanted to let you know that I see everything you send him. And I mean…
-
The Redcoats are Coming!
It’s motherfuckin’ Shark Week. The Red Tide. The Crimson Wave. And I’m miserable. Aside from my nifty pack of pills telling me I’m on day 2 of placebos… My emotions are out of whack. Like “polar opposite” out of whack. Why, Hello the other 2 Faces of Sam! Hold up, I know what you’re thinking. …
-
Happy Besties/Heterosexual Lifemates Day!
Today could have been a bad day. It was up until about 3 hours ago when I realized it was National Best Friends Day! Not that I need ONE specific day to celebrate all things awesome about LH, but it is nice to have a nationally recognized day to encompass ALL of our awesome over…
-
Synonymously Somber
Today has been a rough day. Understatement of the year right there. Today has been hell, wrapped up in barbed wire, and trash compacted. In all honesty, nothing is as bad as we ever make it, but when you’re deep in a pit of self misery, it’s hard to imagine the light at the…
-
Effectively Ineffective
As trendy as it is nowadays for someone to have “anxiety” or “panic attacks” in the face of never ending Starbucks lines, a wrong food order, or even missing out on the latest batch of Kylie Jenner lip kits, I’ve been battling both issues for quite sometime. Perhaps even a dash of depression, but I…
Limited Sanity
Because life is fucked & crazy can sometimes be funny.
Limited Sanity 